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The Uselessness of Wealth Without Women
Since the dawn of civilization man has been trying to please
women. The caveman use to bring home the meat and furs for his
women to appear great in his women’s eyes. I assume he had more
than one woman! Today’s idea that a man should have only one
woman is completely ridiculous in the eyes of Elvis Preston King.
Today men supply their women with fine clothes, new cars, and
wealth when they can. Take women out of men’s lives and wealth
would be worthless to most men. That goes for the world’s number
1 Playboy Elvis Preston King also.
But gentlemen, it has taken even the King a few years to
discover that you can try to be a gentlemen and help out your
women, but if you are not very careful a woman will take away
your freedoms, take over your life and in general just turn you
into a wimp and a girly man.
All the time I see men following the little woman around like a
puppy dog on a leash. These men have given their woman full
power. That just makes The King sick.
Gentlemen the number 1 Rule for having the life you want with
women is “Show them who’s boss” You are the prize NOT the women!
No I don’t mean beat your women. Elvis Preston King hates women
beaters, but if Elvis can’t be the boss he politely shows a girl
the way out of his life. No matter how beautiful and sexy she
is. I don’t put other women in my girls face, but I firmly
believe it is man’s unalienable right to have as many
girlfriends as he can possibly have. I have about 1046
girlfriends more or less. New ones coming and old ones going. I
never know the exact number of girlfriends that I have.
To me life would not be worth living without girls and women. I
have tall ones, short ones, cute ones, sexy ones, Playmates, I
even have a couple runner-up Miss Universes just like Uncle
Donald Trump had before he decided to make the same old mistake
he always makes and marry one. How many times before one learns.
He will be divorced soon and if not he will be miserable. If I
had to be with just one woman I would have to jump off a bridge
somewhere. When will men learn in general. Never that’s when.
Very few men world wide know how to keep women and girls where
they want them. In the bedroom and nowhere else.
Oh yes, I like to take my favorite girls with me for vacations.
But to hang out with just one girl all the time. I don’t think
so.
Behind every successful man are his women. Without women in a
man’s life the world would probably just stop turning. What else
is there? But girls, girls and more girls!
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